A Little Holy Humor

(thanks to Eileen Birch)

One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children’s sermon, he reached into his bag of tricks and pulled out an egg. He pointed to the egg and asked the children, "What’s in here?" "I know!" a little boy exclaimed, "Pantyhose!"

The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?" The surprised groom-to-be replied, "Well no, I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves.’’

A little boy in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed around the offering plates. When they came near his pew, the boy said loudly, "Don’t pay for me Daddy. I’m under five."